We’d drive at our peril,
Through Milton Keynes traffic
For the pleasure of reaching,
The firm “Laser Graphic
They’re courteous, they’re helpful,
They earn all our praise
They don’t take forever, just one or two days
No job is too awkward, they don’t charge a mint
We’d tell all the papers, we’d put it in print!
A smile’s worth a million,
they have them in spades
in CAPS or Italics, their print never fades
they deal with our problems, they work at the double
you want it tomorrow? “OK – it’s no trouble”
we’ll finish this verse now, Times Roman in Bold
in Red Green or Yellow – they’re always just Gold!